An Introduction

Hello there!
I thought I'd better introduce our newest writer so here it is:

On Wednesdays he goes to the dog wash, with his cat.
On Thursdays he skydives, armed with only a teacup and a reclining chair.
On Friday, he goes to mac conventions - with his Ubuntu machine.
On Saturday he has a tuna sandwich and then goes swimming with sharks.
On Sunday he goes for a jog - through a mine field.
On Monday he swallows flaming swords while doing jumping jacks.
On Tuesdays he plays cards, on the wing of a Boeing 747.
On Wednesday he sleeps in until 11:00 and spends the rest of the day in his pajamas.

He doesn't often drink beer, but when he does he prefers Dos Equis.

Ladies and Gents please welcome: Systemtwo

We look forward to your opinions!


-The Thoth-